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"A good fanfic writer is good because he wants to be. A good original story writer is good because he has to be."
- Naa Dei Nikoi
"Sometimes I feel there is a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you
could probably hear the ocean..."
"I think that's what maturity is: a stoic response to endless reality. But then, what do I know?"
- Carrie Fisher
"I am not fat, I am a perfect representation of the Mother Goddess figure created by the original version of mankind. They had it right,
no woman should resemble a toothpick or a stick with arms and hair. Long live the Neanderthals and their sense of beauty!"
- Heather Companion
"The difference between the right word and the almost-right word is the difference between the lightning and the lightning bug."
- Mark Twain
"If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even HALF the 'F*** you' signs in the world."
-JD Salinger
"I could not at any age be content to take my place in a corner by the fireside and simply look on.”
- Eleanor Roosevelt
"The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass." -Margaret Cho
"It's just a big damn onion! (uh, in the layery sense, not the stinky, smelly, make your eyes burn -well, maybe that part- sense). And
you're just too good at pulling pieces back without ripping them off!"
- Becca
"ASH said that Giles smells like mothballs. What does Spike smell like?"
"Sex."
- James Marsters in response to fan query
"A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is
mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most."
- George Bernard Shaw
"Your stories just pull you in, shake you up, and leave you wanting more."
- devilnymp
"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."
- Joss Whedon
"If they all sat around buffing their nails, it'd be one boring show."
- Devil Doll
“To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.”
- Lao Tzu
"How did we get Dave Grohl to play the devil? It was easy. We just took off his Dave Grohl mask, and there was Satan."
"All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost."
- JRR Tolkien
"Anyone can speak Troll," said Fred dismissively. "All you have to do is point and grunt."
- JK Rowling
"You write in rainbow colors, and some people only have the ability (or desire, perhaps) to see in black and white."
- Angi AKA Hoser AKA Howitzer
"Lorne told you to pee all over the office?"
"Lord I hope so."
"Look, you wanna torture me? Spank me? Lick me? Do it. But if this poetry shit continues, just shoot me now... please."
- Rebecca AKA Tank Girl
"Harry, you’re my best mate, but sometimes you can be the biggest tit on the face of the planet."
- from "Freakazoid High" by Karen
"Again... wrong sister. I'm the one that dates dead guys."
"I hope you were the groom."
"Ted Nugent called. He wants your shirt back."
"I've never had any particular life of my own, I don't see any reason why anyone should run out to get one"
- Joss Whedon
"Nobody cares whether you're using the right fork for each course, but the general rule is to start with the utensils farthest out from the
plate and work your way in. If anyone questions your choice of implement, the appropriate response is to stab them in the thigh with it."
- Ted Allen
"Thank God for punk."
- Dave Foley
"Break me off a switch, son. There's about to be a whoopin'."
"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
- Dorothy Parker
"Charles, you just peed on my shoes."
"Cluelessness: There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots."
- KiraMarie
"I don't care if you like us... cos we don't like you. You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying f*ck what you
think."
- Romy White
"A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water."
- Eleanor Roosevelt
"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying
virtues."
- Elizabeth Taylor
"God you're alive. I thought that rabbit was eating your head."
- Monty, "The Linguini Incident"
"Holy testicle Tuesday!"
"One time I stole red underwear from a department store. My mother wouldn't buy them for me. She said they were Satan's panties."
"Don't put your wand there, boy!" roared Moody. "What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!"
"Your vacuum cleaner ate my pants. There was nothing I could do."
"Professor! Potter's not letting me represent for the dark side!"
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to charge you because you
are a vegetarian."
--Dennis Wholey
"Jessica's fun to watch because it's like every day is her first day as a human being."
- Ingela Ratledge on Jessica Simpson
"They look psycho? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them - I don't give a
f*** how crazy they are."
"There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?"
"Oh, come on, Sharon. I'm fucking Ozzy Osbourne the prince of fucking darkness."
"I've all the demons of hell in my head. My only salvation is to vent them on paper." -Marquis de Sade in 'Quills'
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." - Hedy Lamarr
"All I ever wanted to be was myself." -Rita Hayworth
"Get up here! You're my pirate boyfriend!"
"Colin Farrel could drink Ozzy Osbourne under the table... because Ozzy couldn't FIND the table."
"Sex... muscle... humor... thugery... Jayne."
"Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an a**hole."
"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just
borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
-James D. Nicoll
"Go ahead and play Harry Butthole Pussy Potter!" - Cartman
"Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?"
"Keep me. Protect me. Share me, and I will live forever."
"A muscle cramp? In your... pants?"
"Over my dead body... the kind that doesn't come back."
"I know what you're looking at, Mary... and Jesus does too."
"See, that's the problem with America. There's too many stupid people, and no one to eat them." - Carlos Mencia
"See, why I do this, it's not to make things that people like. It's only to make things that they love." - Joss Whedon
"And remember, my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."
"What if I don't? You gonna beat me with your Jesus stick?"
"I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier."
"Kaylee, find that kid who's takin' a dirt-nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne, try not to steal too much of their shit."
"There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."
"Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time, and by 'knit', I mean 'kick', and by 'sweaters', I mean 'babies'."
"Well, I wouldn't marry anyone who was REALLY wicked, but I think I'd like it if he could be wicked... and wouldn't."
"This Henry Crawford, what's he like?"
"A rake... I think."
"Um yes, please."
"Emily saw the light... and she wasn't impressed."
"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination."
"They couldn't steal a fucking boat? A boat was for damn sure good enough for stealing in the first movie. Uppity showoff mutants."
-Smackajawea on X3
"Would it be weird for me to start my own drinking game? Like I have to take a shot every time someone asks for me help."
"Logan, when did you stop wearing pants?"
"Oh yes, where are my manners? Kendall Casablancas, Trina Echolls. Rode Hard, meet Put Away Wet."
"How long is the path we've traveled together?
By now I feel as if I'm a part of you...
like a drop in your ocean,
like a leaf on your tree,
like a brick in the house that you built,
just for me..."
~ translated from 'Un Canto'
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Sing like no one is listening.
And dance like no one is watching.
"Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc"
- Latin for... We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.
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