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Spike (BtVS/AtS):

Had me at hello. Never
watched Buffy or Angel?
How much you miss.
Good or evil, souled or
soulless, writing poetry
or kicking a little butt,
he's something to
behold. So are those
cheekbones.

Snape (Potter):

This is for the most
part Alan Rickman's
doing, but there's
something about his
absolute bitterness
that completely
draws me in.

Sirius (Potter):

He's such a wonderfully
fucked up mess. A
complicated brat. I
adored the character
before Gary Oldman
played him, but that bit
of casting added lots of
fuel to a Sirius fire.

Michael Guerin (Roswell):

He's definitely an ass,
and a great big dummy
about girls, but there's
something sorta hot
about him. Might be
those manhands he's got
going on.

Han Solo (Star Wars):

Oh, it's all his fault.
He's responsible for my
'scoundrel' thing. He's
the reason I like 'em
edgy and always handy
with a sarcastic quip.

Draco Malfoy (Potter):

But I want a grown up
one. Though wittle
Mister Felton is going
to be a bit hot in a
couple of years. I love
a brat. Draco's so a
brat.

Jayne (Firefly):

I think it was the hat. It
might have also been
that he named his fave
gun Vera. Then again,
we have the pattern of
him being not a nice
fellow who indulges in
the sarcastic retort.

Connor (AtS):

I have a thing for
guys with girlie lips.
I also have a thing
for brats. I so adore
Connor. I just can't
even say. He so
provokes my inner
Mrs. Robinson.

Sawyer (Lost):

Oh my goodness, he's so
the sex. There's
something dirty and
dangerous about him.
And every time he has
his shirt off, I can't help
but want to be stranded
on that creepy island too.

John Bender (Breakfast Club):

It's a bad boy thing... do I
stutter? Snarky... check.
Morally ambiguous... check.
Plus how cool was it when he
lit his boot on fire to light his
cigarette?

Coach Joe (Bend it Like B.):

Well, he's an Irish hottie and
a hardass. I like that.
There's just something about
some Irishmen that's out of
control sexy. This is helped
by the fact that he's played
by Jonathan Rhys Meyers of
the absolute sexy hottness
who has girlie lips.

Faramir (LotR):

There is an
exception to
every rule. This
is one. He's not
a bad boy.
Faramir's a
sweetheart, and I
adore the pants
off of him for it.

Elliot Stabler (L&O:SVU):

It's his intensity, how much
boiling is going on under the
surface, how much he loves
his kids, and the fact that
he has tattoos. Also, the
bright blue eyes don't hurt
any at all.

Wolverine (X-men):

Do I really need to explain
this? Just have a look.
That's what hot looks like.
But the fact that he's a
little dangerous and a
semi-antisocial smartass
with a bad boy streak
miles wide helps loads.

Dorian Gray (LXG):

Stuart Townsend
put a VERY sexy
spin on Oscar
Wilde's creation.
Plus, he was one
of the bad guys. Of
COURSE I fancy
him.

Cash (Kindred: the E)

I think it was
because he brooded
and scowled a lot
and was generally
surly. Might have
been the hair too
though.

Captain Jack Sparrow (PotC):

Scoundrel thing again. But
also his love of rum. Then
there is the fact that he is
quite handy with the witty
remark, despite all
appearances of being three
sheets to the wind most of
the time.

Largeman (Garden State):

Can't be explained. I
guess because he's so
very "everyman". But also
because he had balls
written on his forehead.
Sort of prophetic.

Evil Anakin (SW):

He did absolutely
nothing for me until he
turned to the dark
side. Then it was look
out, jedi hottness! His
being on the cusp of
being Darth Vader
was damn sexy.

Napoleon Dynamite (ND):

I've mentioned the scoundrel
thing, the sarcasm thing, and the
girlie lips. Now I present the nerd
thing. I sort of have a thing for
geeks too. Probably because I
was weirdo myself. However, this
is compounded by his being able
to shake his ass. I love a guy
that can really move on the
dance floor. That's sexy.

Michael (Underworld):

I don't know. I do not
know why. My mind
keeps screaming that it's
just werewolf!Ben, but
there's something that's
so the sex about him.
Likely because his a
sweet guy with one hell
of a vicious side to him.

Jareth (Labyrinth):

This can totally be
attributed to the fact that
he is played by David
Bowie, and I have a huge
crush on David Bowie.
But I think we can also
attribute some of it to my
love for 80s hair bands.

Gabriel (Constantine):

I like the androgyny
here. There's
something appealing
about it. Plus, I like
fallen beings.
Imperfection is hot.

Norrington (PotC):

There's also this wicked part
of me that wants to make
the seemingly uncorruptable
become corrupted. Prime
candidate ahoy.

Hector (Troy):

Silly movie. Excellent
man-flesh feast. Do I
really need to explain?
Have a look. Guy knew
how to handle a sword.
Plus, he was broody.

Eric Draven (Crow):

This is in all ways
because of Brandon
Lee. Plus, I like
guys who like to
play dress-up.
Especially if the
dressing up involves
leather pants.

Atreyu (Neverending Story):

Before anyone gets all
wigged out, this is a little
girl crush. Think about
when this film came out
and how old I probably was.
Though, in my mind,
adult!Atreyu grew up pretty
much to be the hottness.
Anyone who loves their
horse that much has to
grow up to be hot.

Chaucer (aKT):

Anyone who's read "A
Wordsmith's Tale" might
have guessed I like
Chaucer. I think it was
his nude introduction
that hooked me, but it
was definitely his way
with words that settled it.

Troy Dyer (Reality Bites):

He's such a dirty slacker.
I don't know why I like
him. It's probably that
sarcasm thing he has
going on. A guy who can
drum up a witty retort very
quickly is nifty.

Etienne Navarre (Ladyhawke):

Completely responsible for my
thing for black-clad antiheroes.
He was also surly and hellbent
upon getting revenge. Plus...
DEEPLY in love. There is also
the added bonus that he
turned into a wolf and by
nature was a bit... wolfish.

Darcy (Pride&Prejudice):

Yes, there are two pics
here because it doesn't
matter so long as it's
Darcy. The looks, the
snobbery, the ice prince
routine, the absolute
condesention. I like
Darcy because he just
could not resist the pull
of the force of nature that
was Elizabeth Bennet.
He thought he knew what
was best for him. Silly
male. Up top we have
Colin Firth and below
Matthew MacFadyen.

Warren (Sky High):

Oh, I likes me
some bad boy. I
think we knew that
too. This one can
throw fire. I have a
bit of a fire thing.
Plus, he's mostly
antisocial and
surly. *sigh*

Sayid (Lost):

This is probably gonna
make me seem like a
bit of a sicko, but this
man is HOT when he
gets all serious about
the torture. Before he
was just a pretty thing
to look at, now he's
something to be
attracted to and maybe
be a little afraid of.

Hannibal King (Blade):

He's so snarky, and
just have a look at that
upper torso. Plus he
has a tattoo in that
special place that it is
incredibly sexy for a
man to have a tattoo.

Chief Tyrol (BSG):

He's just a guy. He's
one of those bear
guys. Just a big
cuddly bear. Big and
manly and you'd just
feel safe next to
him. Not to mention
dainty because he's
such a bear.

Dr. Who Ten (Dr Who):

The brown pinstriped
suit. The nerd glasses.
The converse. The
sonic screwdriver. He's
a geek slut's wet
dream. Plus, David
Tennant is DEAD
SEXY.

the MacManus bros (Boondock Saints):

Connor and Murphy. They're just lovely.
I want to be the corned beef in this Irish
white bread sandwich. Yep. They're so
effing loyal, you have to love them.
They're scrappy and Irish and
deadly and they like to drink. They have
tats. They go to church. They speak
many languages. They like to wrassle. I
just love them.

Logan (Veronica Mars):

What can I say? He's a
total smartass. Give me
an aodrable guy with a
sarcastic quip, and I
melt like butter. Logan's
excellent with the wit.
Plus he went to a
dance without pants on.

Weevil (Veronica Mars):

Total badass with
tattoos. Secret heart of
gold. Need I say more?